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Snooker
A
man leaving a lake renowned for its fishing was stopped by a warden who
noticed he was carrying two buckets of fish.
The warden asked the man if he had an angling licence.
“No,” he said. “These are my pets.”
The warden expressed his disbelief, but the man persisted: “Every night I bring these fish to the lake and let them swim around. Then I whistle, they jump back into their buckets and we go home.”
“Nonsense,” sniffed the warden, “Fish can’t do that.”
“Yes they can, watch this.” The man poured the creatures into the lake. After a few minutes the warden became impatient and said, “Well?”
“Sorry?” said the man.
“When are you going to call your fish back?” asked the warden.
“What fish?” said the man.
The warden asked the man if he had an angling licence.
“No,” he said. “These are my pets.”
The warden expressed his disbelief, but the man persisted: “Every night I bring these fish to the lake and let them swim around. Then I whistle, they jump back into their buckets and we go home.”
“Nonsense,” sniffed the warden, “Fish can’t do that.”
“Yes they can, watch this.” The man poured the creatures into the lake. After a few minutes the warden became impatient and said, “Well?”
“Sorry?” said the man.
“When are you going to call your fish back?” asked the warden.
“What fish?” said the man.
Fishing D.0'Donovan
Darts: Men's Thursday Night
Ladies Wednesday Night
Congratulations to the Crib team pictured with their Trophies for the year 2005.
